Ep. 519: SWINGBAITERS

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week Hard Clappin' Holden is joined by Jackie and MJ as they discuss Holden's future downfall at the hands of nearby burgers, You Are What You Eat nearly scares Jackie away from almost all red meat, Jackie faces the allegation that her and Geoff are SWINGBAITERS, Holden's nemesis takes time away from licking doughnuts (WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN) lets everyone know she's REALLY into SpongeBob, Sofia Vergara does NOT put up with an interviewer making fun of her accent, some old fashioned Page 7 90 Day Talk, MJ gets into The Godfather, THE Mean Girls Musical actress Renee Rapp is letting it rip on press tour (btw FUCK YOU BUDDY), Mia Goth gets sued by an extra for abuse and it's mixed on if she could do it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Sir Ian McKellen hook up with the bassist from My Chemical Romance in 2004?!?, a list of SECRET MuSiC fAcTsSsSsSs, a blind FIRST and SHOUT OUUUUTS!!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	You clapped so hard you hurt your hands.
0:04.0	It's like chilly in here. You clapped so hard you hurt your hands.
0:14.0	It's like chilly in here.
0:15.0	It's like not that cold in here.
0:17.0	That you hurt your own hands?
0:19.0	What are you, Nicole Kidman?
0:20.0	I didn't know you were clapping like an alien?
0:22.0	Sometimes sadness feels good at a place like this.
0:25.0	I'm beautiful in my way
0:27.0	because God makes no mistakes
0:29.0	I'm on the right track baby
0:31.0	I was born this way.
0:33.0	Don't hide yourself and regret just love yourself and you said
0:37.0	I'm on the right track baby I was born this way.
0:41.0	See, Holden you're upset this morning because I picked him up for the show and he's like oh you
0:46.7	Lucy oh it's exactly what I'm daddy
0:50.3	is exactly how I went out. Daddy daddy can't hear fun music early in the morning.
0:55.0	All I said was, are you testing out the speakers with this song?
0:59.0	Yeah, because I roll up, I had just listened to Born This Way, had come on afterwards because it is my Big Bear
1:05.2	Bitch's playlist.
1:06.2	Bum, let me say Weo.
1:09.2	And if you forget the song Boom Boom Boom. the only thing that happens in the song for the most
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