Ep. 516: Sad Boy Christmas

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie is havin' SEXY CHRISTMAS in swishy ski suits and fake fur, Holden's having a true blue teenage sad boi Christmas and MJ is bringin' the Family Values! Whamageddon is explained, SantaCon NYC rips through the streets and leaves sorrow and pain in its path DESPITE MJ's claims, Mariah Carey celebrates her love of Jackie Zebrowski and (I guess) 1 BILLION streams of her song All I Want For Christmas Is You on Spotify by wearing a DIAMOND ENCRUSTED Prada bucket hat, Holden's simple request is overridden by Jackie, MJ had to explain 80's humor to the babies and Freddy improved Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree, Holden's still hold(en)ing strong that he didn't shit in the shower, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Lorde Actually A Bird?!?, a seasonally appropriate list, shouts AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for the yearly watchalong (And specialty cocktail reveal!) of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th at 5pm PST/8pm EST and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	All right, you can't be mad at me because
0:09.5	all right. You can't be mad at me because rule number three of Wamageddon is only the original version applies,
0:17.6	enjoy the fuck out of remixes and covers, because last Christmas, I'll give you my heart but the very next day you give it
0:28.6	away this year to save me from tears.
0:34.0	Why do it in a sexy baby voice?
0:37.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:38.0	That's for Santa Baby.
0:40.0	Santa Baby is the sexy baby Christmas Carol.
0:42.0	I think it's also because I mean we're going to be talking about Wamageddon,
0:46.0	but also I've decided I'm having sexy Christmas this year.
0:49.0	Okay.
0:50.0	Welcome to page 7, you know.
0:52.0	Jackie Zebrowski quintessentially against the idea of sexy
0:56.4	Christmas but take the family out of Christmas what do you add in d Dash is sexy for Christmas.
1:03.4	So you are like the Julia Louis Dreyfus couple next door in National
1:09.0	Antibels' Christmas Vacation.
1:10.5	Yes, I want to, like that, we we I think that Natalie and I make those jokes every year that we that like Henry Natalie me and Jeff are a combination of Margo and Todd which which are the next-door neighbors from National Lampoons.
1:25.0	Why is the Garbonne all went, Margo?
1:28.0	I don't know. Todd! And Margo and Todd, just great I love I want to get like matching like
1:35.4	Sh Sh Shh Shh Shh kind of track suits that we can wear. I'm really going full hog in
1:42.2	sexy Christmas this year. How do you guys feel about this?
1:45.8	I feel good. I think that's the right thing for you since you're staying home and everything.
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