Ep. 515: WWE But With Kissing

Page 7

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks Page 7 Jackie and MJ are burstin' with the spirit, but Holden's found his own personal hero AND enemy as Rocking Around the Christmas Tree hits #1 FOR THE FIRST TIME, The Daily Wire spews forth a giant wad of phlegm they call "Lady Ballers" AND Sean Hannity taps Jim Breuer for an equally awful "film", Jackie pushes for a WWE with kisses at the end, Catholic Rob Schneider now worried about making jokes, Jane Fonda doesn't like old skin (listen up you decrepit 21+ers) and there's a bit of a double standard, Jackie got to see Sumo Wrasslin' like a true 'merican, Page 7 reveals its approved fighting techniques, Kiss joins Hatsune Miku in the digital singularity so prepare for a cyberpunk future dictatorship lead by hologram Gene Simmons, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Narrowing down the Coulier BJ filmic experience, Da List, SHOUTS AND MORE!! AND DON'T FORGET join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh my God, did Brenda Lee just show up?
0:03.0	A rock and a new Did Brenda Lee just show up?
0:13.0	Rocking around the Christmas tree and the Christmas party hop.
0:19.0	Moo-boo-ho-o-hoek!
0:22.0	You can't see ever go, but you a czar,
0:25.4	but a zo, a rock and a rock,
0:28.0	the Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring,
0:31.7	moo-a-ba, then we have some pop we can pie and we do soap car
0:37.0	Cowlin.
0:39.0	Uh-uh did Gumbo Murphy just like me the door. I'm going to Mars in my fancy car and I want to be yeah so I can
0:49.0	fart fart fart far I'm Brenda Lee I'm farting on! I'm farting on Mars.
0:54.4	Are you hate fart jokes?
0:56.2	Gumbo? What did I say, gumbo Jones?
0:58.2	I don't, you know what, I wasn't listening to you.
1:00.9	Olden McNeely, welcome to page 7 everybody. It's a Mars Christmas everybody.
1:06.7	Oh, what? What is a Mars Christmas? You can't breathe. Cool. you cut yourself bladed you know all the lyrics to that song
1:17.2	Okay great. What are the lyrics you're gonna cut your life into pieces
1:20.6	Yeah come on I live's your last resort.
1:22.6	The last resort Christmas actually would be a good.
1:25.6	For a lot of people it's the last resort Christmas.
1:27.2	Of course we know it's the highest time for...
1:30.5	Don't know we're not talking about this I am Brenda Lee I am the new Queen of
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