Ep. 517: I'm Dead In Porn Years

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Jackie's kicking off sexy Christmas with a seductive rendition of I Think Ya Might Like It, MJ's having responsible adult Christmas BLAH, and Holden's thinkin' bout those solid bricks of rumchata. Shane MacGowan's funeral got everybody in the church dancin', Panera Bread's D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶u̶p̶ Charged Lemonade keeps making headlines, Jackie is now a converted shower pisser and gives a Pissgate update, Holden goes Full Dad, Taylor Swift is a billionaire based only on music releases and hit a new high on her carbon footprint #GIRLBOSS, Jwow asks everyone to enter her Heavenly Flower, I THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE IT ANNUAL WATCH ALONG, Doritos launches a mystery cheese liqueur, Jackie begins her Single White Femaling of Holden with her first car purchase, CHRISTMAS SHOES TAKES TO TIKTOK, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Hugh Jackman dating Queer Eyes Antoni!?!, Da List, AND SHOUTZzZZzzZZz Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I've got a little plan for you.
0:03.0	I think you might.
0:05.0	Ooh, I've got a little plan for you.
0:12.0	I think you might like it.
0:17.0	Ooh, let's do the little dance we do. I think you might like it and then we're gonna hide away making love all night and we can cry tomorrow watching it's a wonderful life.
0:38.0	Oh I think you might like it. Yeah we're gonna do the little freaking dance that we do. Welcome to page 7.
0:48.0	It's a long holiday season this year because Thanksgiving was on the earlier side and you know we haven't gotten
0:54.5	around to I think you might like it yet and today is the day are you prepared to watch
1:02.2	again I think you might like it. I'm so happy.
1:06.0	I'm so because I think we have had a few years where we've missed it here and there
1:10.3	and we had some shorter years and then you got it you know you have to get in as much
1:14.7	holiday content as you possibly can yeah but this year is a little stretched out and I
1:19.9	got to tell everybody like the groundhog all the celebrities have gone underground for the holidays
1:26.7	yeah all the stars are not out tonight they are not they're gone
1:30.0	ten million views on this YouTube video.
1:35.0	And I'm at least a million.
1:37.0	Yeah, we are responsible for such a large portion of these views
1:40.8	because it came out in 2012. We here at page 7 discovered this
1:45.4	like video like in real time like as it was we already existed as a podcast we
1:50.5	watched it and then we have watched it I think every year, but I do think that there's been some years here and there that we did not watch it together as a group and
1:58.2	and dry years over here We have really directed a lot of eyes towards that video where it may have
2:04.2	really faded into oblivion I think that it lives on because of us and I got to say
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