Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

Page 7

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shmancy ice cream cakes with Salt & Straw, Jackie got her own fancy ice cream cake that was dressed to impress, Snoop Dogg is human clickbait, Jackie's ready to go to bat for Napoleon and there's a spot on rendition of House O GUCCI, people won't let Taylor Lautner ever stop being Jacob (with Twilight spoiler around 31:30), it's time to ask the only question that matters; does anyone other than LA cheer for the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial?, male hair talk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Enrique Iglesias can't actually sing!?!?! A sad list and a blindz that derails into 90's nostalgia PLUS join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	You guys ruined Thanksgiving.
0:01.0	I had multiple people ruined Thanksgiving.
0:04.0	I had multiple people ruined my Thanksgiving.
0:13.8	I was just saying I wasn't upset about Thanksgiving, but now I'm upset about Thanksgiving
0:17.4	and everyone's about to hear about it.
0:19.4	So I want to buy these shoes.
0:22.4	I'm on my mama, please. want to buy these shoes.
0:26.0	Please, are you ready, MJ, it's Christmas,
0:28.0	these shoes are just her size.
0:31.0	Who sides the dead woman side.
0:34.0	Go to her raise her.
0:37.0	Speed it up.
0:38.0	That is not much time.
0:40.0	Tic-toc bitches.
0:41.0	These were sick for quite a while, and I know these shoes and make a smile.
0:47.0	Joker smile.
0:48.0	Why do you look beautiful?
0:50.0	When mama beats Jesus tonight.
0:55.0	Or Satan!
0:58.0	Depends, she going up, she going down, she's going up, she's going down,
1:01.0	she's going up, she's going down, she's going down,
1:02.0	and Jackie makes this joke. She's a secret killer.
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