Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Saatva.com/theshit for $225 off your order - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. The 2 bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and are super super excited about the live show! They look up some fun toys to get for it and hope to question their sexuality by the end of the XXL event! We then check out the remaining hype men submissions for Tom and Bert. We then try to figure out who the most fun rich guys are, what Tom and Bert will waste their money on when they're fun rich guys, a little bit of smack talking about tennis, meggings, and more!

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0:00.0	What if they said, hey, current celebrities,
0:03.8	if we amputate your pinky toe right now,
0:05.8	we'll never ask any questions in your past.
0:08.1	How many of these recurrence celebrities will lose their pinky toe?
0:10.8	You'd have a, like a pool full of toes.
0:14.7	Like an Olympic sized pool.
0:16.1	100%.
0:22.3	Just got a text from a dominatrix.
0:24.8	What did the dominatrix say?
0:34.0	This one that you've dealt with before?
0:40.6	Yup, this is Mistress Isabella.
0:43.3	She tortured me.
0:46.9	Pretty fucking smoking to pull her up.
0:48.9	I think we talked about her on the show.
0:50.1	We have.
0:50.8	Yeah, and so.
0:52.0	What did she say?
0:54.0	I just checked in to see if that was still her number.
0:57.6	And she said, she said, that is a Google number.
1:01.4	I don't know. That's a real thing.
1:02.4	And it's about a single error.
1:05.2	Gwen Media, go down.
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