Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Thickboy season once again get the all new two bears thick boy hoodie merch method dot com slash Tom Segura
0:09.3	Sure does ain't his bugs
0:11.3	Yeah, I did that the other day, and I was like I gotta stop this and I spit it out
0:15.6	Here's the deal I I I'll eat all of them
0:17.9	Like it's not one that I won't eat
0:19.6	Shut up
0:20.1	I definitely like the ones where you do it and it unwraps from the inside of your nose like
0:25.2	I
0:27.2	Wouldn't that be a crazy way to get coronavirus. I was eating boogers. Oh God 100%
0:37.4	Is so representation hold on hold on the mission was to fuck every breed of dog in America
0:45.8	Is the mission accomplished? Oh my god. You know, it's crazy. What is our?
0:51.0	We think you know, we got a new puppy. Yeah, and we think it might have gotten is he pregnant our other dogs in heat
0:59.2	And now her nipples look weird and I was like and people are like
1:04.5	You know you can't take a pup that's where they everyone's like a puppy can't get someone pregnant if our dog gets pregnant
1:10.2	And a puppy couldn't have done it. I'm in a lot of trouble. Yeah
1:13.6	You know how much fun it was
1:17.9	Taping testants on this game on this on this show I'm doing get up and go
1:23.4	They get up on stage and they'd be like so fucking da da da da from is gonna be a trick
1:30.0	Shot crossbow artists or whatever and he'd come up on stage and we'd be like so tell us what about your act and the first thing
1:36.0	They'd say we had so many fans of this show on this game show they go well snoop. I'd be really careful around Bert
1:43.6	Or they get up and they go well you really do smell like shit
1:47.4	And by the way Rosario Dawson Cody but wrote snoop Jennifer nettles were like I don't get it and I was like I have a different life
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