Ep. 4 Wellness Update... We Are Unwell

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of "Absolutely Not" Heather gives a full wellness update on adjusting to life in the hell-hole that is New York City. She breaks down the subway, rat-squirrel combos, her latest eye infection and general discomfort of being allergic to the Northeast. We also hear the hilarious Voice-Mails from fans and call back a hater.... aka Heather's Mom.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.3	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.3	Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.5	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:24.7	Let me tell you something.
0:26.6	I will tell you what, we have been off to a start.
0:31.1	I cannot thank each and every one of you enough
0:34.6	for downloading the episodes for subscribing.
0:37.1	We got to number one, the first week.
0:40.4	I mean, that's unheard of.
0:42.0	And it's all in thanks to each and every one of you.
0:45.4	From the bottom of my heart, from the bottom of my mother's heart,
0:47.8	because you know, she was wondering there for a while.
0:51.2	She was like, Heather, I don't know.
0:52.5	You've been in my basement for a really long time.
0:55.4	And it's time for you to graduate and elevate yourself to, you know, maybe the garage.
1:01.2	So that's where we're at.
1:02.2	We're at the garage, but we're taking it all the way to the top.
1:04.8	Just so you all know, when I went into pitch this podcast,
1:07.6	the different networks, I told everyone,
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