Ep. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is what I wanted to show you.
0:02.0	Hold on.
0:03.0	I definitely can't play this.
0:07.0	How is she doing that to herself?
0:12.0	What amazing aim she has, by the way.
0:16.0	She's punching it like she's making sourdough bread.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	Jesus.
0:22.0	Where did you find that in our inbox?
0:25.0	Someone sent that to you?
0:26.0	Yeah.
0:27.0	Yep.
0:28.0	Oh, I'm so much happier I get hats.
0:29.0	100%
0:30.0	100%
0:31.0	100%
0:35.0	Do you watch porn while you're taking a shit?
0:39.0	Yeah, I watch porn doing everything.
0:46.0	I don't even play, I don't plan on it, but what happens is...
0:49.0	I don't plan on it either!
0:51.0	You know what it is? It's because of Twitter.
0:53.0	Because I'll get on Twitter to take a shit.
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