Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	And I put my computer on my knees, and it hit my belly, and I go,
0:05.9	hey, my computer's got like a new way to sit.
0:08.4	And George, it goes, maybe it's because your body is changed from what you've done to it today.
0:13.2	And I went, oh yeah, maybe you're right.
0:15.1	And so then I felt guilty.
0:16.4	So I grabbed a 35 pound kettlebell and did a hundred squats.
0:22.6	That's so... you're fucking like 14.
0:25.4	A hundred percent.
0:31.4	Yeah, he definitely did that shit.
0:43.4	So... wow.
0:45.4	God damn it.
0:47.4	God damn it.
0:49.4	What a day.
0:51.4	Did you party yesterday?
0:53.4	I talked to you on the phone.
0:55.4	You were doing the elliptical and I was drinking a beer.
0:58.4	Oh, that's right.
1:00.4	Yeah, because... and I did that.
1:02.4	This is like the most grown up, take control of, don't let your body fall apart.
1:06.4	Move that I've had in a long time.
1:08.4	I got drunk as fuck for me.
1:10.4	What?
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