Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	Leanne caught me picking my nose and eating it once.
0:02.4	Oh yeah, yeah.
0:03.7	What the fuck are you doing?
0:04.7	And I was like, how repassed the honeymoon phase?
0:06.7	Mmm.
0:07.4	How often are you seeing this?
0:09.1	It's pretty often he goes in phases.
0:11.2	Ha ha ha ha.
0:13.2	It comes and goes.
0:14.7	Like he'll get into a phase where he's doing it all the time.
0:17.2	I'll go fucking burnt.
0:18.4	You're going to be in a meeting and not realize
0:21.3	you're picking your nose and eating boogers
0:22.7	with like the head of NBC.
0:24.2	You have to stop doing this.
0:25.7	100%
0:27.5	She's...
0:33.0	Look, it doesn't matter where they're born.
0:34.5	They're just people, okay?
0:36.0	Hey guys, welcome to another episode.
0:39.5	Two Bears One Cave.
0:40.5	I'm really excited to actually get to speak this episode.
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