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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Leanne caught me picking my nose and eating it one time.

0:02.5

I was like, what the fuck are you doing?

0:04.3

And I was like, oh, we're past the honeymoon phase.

0:06.7

Oh.

0:07.5

Yeah.

0:08.5

It wasn't like, discussing.

0:09.5

It was just like, do you do that regularly?

0:11.0

Have.

0:12.0

I don't eat them all the time by have a lot more than I'm comfortable with.

0:15.1

You're disgusting.

0:16.1

You're the most disgusting person I ever remember.

0:18.8

I am fucking disgusting.

0:19.8

100%

0:20.8

I would probably would then be in here.

0:28.8

What's the problem between guys?

0:30.6

Why?

0:31.6

Because I don't like anyone in our space.

0:32.7

I know that people come in this space.

0:34.6

I think I'm OCD.

0:35.6

I think I'm really OCD.

0:37.2

And you have major anxiety issues.

0:38.9

Yeah.

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