Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Leanne caught me picking my nose and eating it one time.
0:02.5	I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
0:04.3	And I was like, oh, we're past the honeymoon phase.
0:06.7	Oh.
0:07.5	Yeah.
0:08.5	It wasn't like, discussing.
0:09.5	It was just like, do you do that regularly?
0:11.0	Have.
0:12.0	I don't eat them all the time by have a lot more than I'm comfortable with.
0:15.1	You're disgusting.
0:16.1	You're the most disgusting person I ever remember.
0:18.8	I am fucking disgusting.
0:19.8	100%
0:20.8	I would probably would then be in here.
0:28.8	What's the problem between guys?
0:30.6	Why?
0:31.6	Because I don't like anyone in our space.
0:32.7	I know that people come in this space.
0:34.6	I think I'm OCD.
0:35.6	I think I'm really OCD.
0:37.2	And you have major anxiety issues.
0:38.9	Yeah.
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