Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0	You're a big catcher in the Rye fan, right?
0:01.7	Oh, I read it because I thought it was a baseball book.
0:06.2	I started reading it and I'm like,
0:07.2	when do they go play baseball?
0:08.4	And they never play baseball.
0:09.9	And I was like, I don't remember anything about that movie.
0:12.3	Or about that book.
0:13.2	100%
0:14.3	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:19.6	And action.
0:21.8	Okay, I'll open the bottle of wine.
0:23.1	I'll open it.
0:24.5	Dude, I've been drinking this fit fine.
0:25.9	I know we probably already did read for it,
0:27.3	but I have legit drinking that's been drinking.
0:29.1	That's like crazy.
0:30.0	I know you have.
0:32.4	Do you feel like there's a place in, in, in booze and or drugs
0:36.8	where two little keeps you up at night?
0:41.2	I don't know that two little of a drug or alcohol could keep you up.
0:47.1	I mean, I'll tell you that one of my favorite jokes of yours though.
0:50.0	What's that?
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