Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS. - Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/BEARS and use promo code "BEARS” at checkout to get 20% off your order and free shipping in the US.. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I live in Key West. I do a residency at like one of the local bars.
0:04.0	Yeah. And it would pack out, like tourists around there all the time,
0:07.0	pack it out, open air, sunlight kills corona. That's my thing.
0:12.0	And then I just, how great would it be? You wake up around noon, right? Go out in the boat.
0:16.0	Is your family with you? Did they come?
0:18.0	I did not bring them in this scenario.
0:20.0	100%
0:24.0	Would you say that you're eloquent?
0:26.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	I am very eloquent.
0:30.0	Yeah. I'm very eloquent.
0:32.0	I don't say the word, say the word, V-U-N-E-R-A-B-L-E.
0:38.0	V-U-N.
0:40.0	It's when you're like this.
0:42.0	Vulnerable?
0:44.0	Oh, you said it right. Okay.
0:46.0	Vulnerable. I didn't say Vulnerable.
0:48.0	It's vulnerable. I didn't say Vulnerable.
0:50.0	Vulnerable. Vulnerable?
0:52.0	Vulnerable.
0:54.0	Oh, British person saying that's going to be a really hard for him to find.
0:57.0	There it is.
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