Ep. 41 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started on finding the best home insurance for you. - Go to forhims.com/bears for a free online visit. - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS get 10% off your order Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert's perfected day drinking. They discuss their current favorite reality shows, and Tom shares a cool video of an Ed Asner look-a-like with Bert. They give an update about their podcast with Warren Sapp, discuss the Ellen DeGeneres controversy, as well as their favorite Snoop Dogg hairstyles. They also play a game in which they decide which of the world's richest women they'd date.

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0:00.0	Is it you had a TV contract and you know TV contracts and it was item morality clause
0:04.1	Because I'd signed up to do a gay porn and they were like hmm. They were like I it's it's not that bad
0:10.1	But like there was a bear magazine
0:20.7	Welcome to another episode of two bears one cave. He's Bert. I'm Tom
0:26.2	Welcome back and now you took an impromptu vacation that completely threw off our recording schedule. How was everything?
0:33.9	It was awesome good. It was really great. It was really really great
0:37.4	Took my daughters into the covid hotspot. Yeah, it's nice. It's a good good dad
0:44.8	I was such a bitch. I was such a pain in the fucking ass about what I perfected my day drinking though like to a next level like literally
0:53.3	I mean hit it out of the fucking park. Oh, that's so cool. I'm proud of you. Tell me about it. How to do it? I
0:59.6	Is element a sponsor today? No, well
1:04.2	How about you drank a bunch? How about fit Vine is fit finest sponsor today? I don't think so man
1:10.3	Fuck out of those that element actually I started using that too. I use it every morning. I love it
1:15.6	We say we're sponsoring then I know slide it in or get what you get from it is the
1:20.6	The electrolytes without the sugar which most sports drinks have all of them have minus these guys
1:26.2	So you can have gallon is definitely cool. It's cool. It's definitely cool. I had a rough morning
1:32.3	I had a really rough morning. Does it make you feel better when you had a rough? It's a treat
1:35.8	It's like I can't look. I'm loaded myself up with treats. I got a candy bar. Oh, yeah, so I've got a
1:42.4	I'm a lot of shit going on so last night we watched we watched
1:46.1	I want to talk about hang on I want to finish points so they don't leave fucking meat on the bone
1:51.8	But so remind me to tell you about the vacation, but okay last night we watched the kissing booth
1:56.6	How is it? I was I'm such an old man. You loved it? No, I was being such an asshole. Oh, like I was being because it's like why cuz they're gays are there
2:06.5	What there are but that's not like god damn it? No? No, I actually I actually I actually didn't like the way they portrayed the two gay couple the gay couple
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