Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Get 15-percent off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Want wine that has less sugar but doesn't comprimise on ABV or flavor? Head over to FitVine.com and try it out Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm doing this thing where I tape my mouth shut at night to sleep because I think it'll
0:04.4	top me from snoring and last night I just started suffocating.
0:08.0	So, so, she woke up to someone like, like, I was having a...
0:13.4	Like that?
0:15.4	And you're like, at least on that story!
0:18.8	100%
0:19.8	What if...
0:21.8	What if...
0:22.8	What if Cycics did a podcast?
0:26.4	And then they predicted what was...
0:28.4	Oh, fuck it, idiot.
0:32.4	Oh, you know what I want to talk about today?
0:35.6	What?
0:36.6	We talked about it.
0:37.6	I texted you the other day.
0:38.6	Best football podcast with guys that talk trash beyond belief.
0:44.1	Yes.
0:45.1	Beyond belief.
0:46.1	That would be...
0:47.1	That would be...
0:48.1	I want Clinton Portis, his...
0:49.1	What's he doing, man?
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