Ep. 39 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	I do shak, definitely.
0:01.4	Yeah.
0:01.9	Yeah, and just fucking dislocate my jaw like a python.
0:05.4	Don't go, don't go, don't go.
0:08.2	100%
0:09.6	Oh, you rescued another animal?
0:16.6	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears.
0:20.3	One funny.
0:21.3	It's the funniest.
0:22.3	What?
0:23.3	It's not funny.
0:24.3	There's one guy had a...
0:26.2	Oh man, I'm over.
0:29.4	There was this boy who rescued his daughter, the sister.
0:34.2	Did you see that?
0:35.2	A boy who rescued his daughter.
0:36.2	The sister?
0:37.2	He was sister.
0:38.2	I am fucking hung over today.
0:39.6	I wish I could drink right now and just get home.
0:42.4	I don't know how I'd get home.
0:43.6	I could take you home.
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