Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!

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0:00.0	I fucked dogs and I'm smelling shit.
0:03.3	She was like, when I go padded so much better than being racist.
0:30.0	They shot 12 years in the making.
0:35.0	It's gonna be a fucking shit shot.
0:37.0	Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent.
0:43.0	Welcome back.
0:44.0	Oh, you motherfucker.
0:47.0	It's so good to be back.
0:48.0	It's so good to be back.
0:49.0	I'm super jealous.
0:50.0	I'm super jealous.
0:51.0	Really honestly, I'm most jealous that you got to do stand up.
0:54.0	I haven't done it in a long time.
0:56.0	You know, it's crazy is what I'll tell you.
0:59.0	The coolest thing about being back on stage is all the fucked up thoughts that we've been having while in quarantine.
1:08.0	But you're afraid to tweet because you're afraid it's gonna come out wrong.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	You get to just take them on stage and you forgot, oh, this is the media in my work at.
1:15.0	It is so much fun.
1:17.0	Do you remember the Confederate Statute joke I told you that we edited it out?
1:20.0	Forget it.
1:21.0	Yeah, I hope we edited it out.
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