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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 38 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's recent drive-in movie theater tour, wiping barehanded, and Bert's foot race with his tour bus driver, Ron. Bert also reveals that he has started eating ice cream. A lot of ice cream. Tom and Bert then look at a Amazon review for Kool-Aid written by a fan, and Tom reveals new Kool-Aid inspired merch!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I fucked dogs and I'm smelling shit.

0:03.3

She was like, when I go padded so much better than being racist.

0:30.0

They shot 12 years in the making.

0:35.0

It's gonna be a fucking shit shot.

0:37.0

Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent.

0:43.0

Welcome back.

0:44.0

Oh, you motherfucker.

0:47.0

It's so good to be back.

0:48.0

It's so good to be back.

0:49.0

I'm super jealous.

0:50.0

I'm super jealous.

0:51.0

Really honestly, I'm most jealous that you got to do stand up.

0:54.0

I haven't done it in a long time.

0:56.0

You know, it's crazy is what I'll tell you.

0:59.0

The coolest thing about being back on stage is all the fucked up thoughts that we've been having while in quarantine.

1:08.0

But you're afraid to tweet because you're afraid it's gonna come out wrong.

1:11.0

Yeah.

1:12.0

You get to just take them on stage and you forgot, oh, this is the media in my work at.

1:15.0

It is so much fun.

1:17.0

Do you remember the Confederate Statute joke I told you that we edited it out?

1:20.0

Forget it.

1:21.0

Yeah, I hope we edited it out.

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