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🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | I fucked dogs and I'm smelling shit. |
0:03.3 | She was like, when I go padded so much better than being racist. |
0:30.0 | They shot 12 years in the making. |
0:35.0 | It's gonna be a fucking shit shot. |
0:37.0 | Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent. |
0:43.0 | Welcome back. |
0:44.0 | Oh, you motherfucker. |
0:47.0 | It's so good to be back. |
0:48.0 | It's so good to be back. |
0:49.0 | I'm super jealous. |
0:50.0 | I'm super jealous. |
0:51.0 | Really honestly, I'm most jealous that you got to do stand up. |
0:54.0 | I haven't done it in a long time. |
0:56.0 | You know, it's crazy is what I'll tell you. |
0:59.0 | The coolest thing about being back on stage is all the fucked up thoughts that we've been having while in quarantine. |
1:08.0 | But you're afraid to tweet because you're afraid it's gonna come out wrong. |
1:11.0 | Yeah. |
1:12.0 | You get to just take them on stage and you forgot, oh, this is the media in my work at. |
1:15.0 | It is so much fun. |
1:17.0 | Do you remember the Confederate Statute joke I told you that we edited it out? |
1:20.0 | Forget it. |
1:21.0 | Yeah, I hope we edited it out. |
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