Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.

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0:00.0	Start, start, start, start, start, start, start the show.
0:02.9	Start the show.
0:04.4	This, this, this, this, it is.
0:07.2	This, this, it is.
0:08.2	Two bears, two bears, two bears, two bears, two bears.
0:11.5	One cake, and looking good, looking good.
0:16.0	He's burnt.
0:17.0	I'm tired.
0:18.0	I'm tired.
0:19.0	Unless you just put the pedal to the metal and go,
0:21.0	this is a perfect way to start off the show.
0:24.0	Twelve years in the making.
0:27.0	This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
0:29.0	I'm gonna make it show everyone.
0:31.0	I'm gonna make it show everyone.
0:33.0	It's gonna make it show everyone.
0:35.0	100%
0:37.0	We'll do shirts on.
0:38.0	We can change in the middle of it.
0:40.0	I feel like I, I feel like I haven't lost any weight.
0:42.0	Let's talk about it.
0:44.0	I'll be recording?
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