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🗓️ 29 June 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:30.0 | Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent |
0:35.5 | Everyone does say I say night in your own I know like everyone said and you're the first person to correct me |
0:41.0 | I'm fucking I'm 42 and |
0:48.4 | Your birthday's coming up not that long from now November yeah, you'll be 40 |
0:54.0 | Can I I want a surprise I want a surprise party. Oh you're gonna be 48 |
0:58.1 | Yeah, I don't want to be you don't want to be what the ends turn at 50 in August |
1:05.3 | So you're only two years apart? Yeah, you don't talk about this fucking 50-year-old. Oh |
1:10.2 | You haven't fucked her yet. I know but I feel like I'm already there. She just is so like |
1:15.2 | Married in her ways of how it should go how should it go just like |
1:21.0 | You know we had that conversation do we have a conversation about sucking dick? Yeah, yeah, cuz you you if I if I make quote you |
1:27.4 | You said now that woman was at a second dick |
1:30.5 | Yeah, yeah, I think a mother quote was the me two movement release fucked up blow jobs. Yeah, the |
1:38.9 | But she |
1:40.4 | We talked about blow job I said I braised her cuz I was like hey, just you know |
1:44.5 | We know where I kind of let you up about dick sucking. She's a cattle care and then I she said now that this is a |
1:51.9 | Such a good workaround. She's like you're dick too big and I was like okay |
1:58.4 | She's like it it hurts my jaw to do it that long and I was like well |
2:03.2 | What if you just did it a little bit she goes I can do it for a little bit |
2:05.1 | I was like yeah do a little bit and then get me ready and then let's have sex so that's our new thing |
2:09.7 | Yeah, so it worked out this this podcast is saving lives saving marriages dude. That's a fucking home, right? |
2:15.3 | It's a fuck fuck. Yeah, I love a little bit of a blow job |
2:18.1 | I'll tell you what I my dream when I was a kid when I was in like college. I would tell my girlfriend at the time |
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