Ep. 35 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:30.0	Everyone's gonna, it's gonna, maybe that hey, 100%.
0:36.3	What would you say, like,
0:37.3	Gaze can do whatever they want.
0:40.6	It's a civil rights law protects workers the same way
0:44.6	that that's what the Supreme Court upheld today.
0:47.2	It's not that Gaze can just do what they want.
0:48.8	I haven't been on the news.
0:49.6	That's what you said.
0:50.6	Also, Gaze can do what they want.
0:51.5	No, I didn't, that's it.
0:52.8	And they can do that what they want.
0:55.1	You do you.
0:57.3	I've been, I've been extremely focused on,
1:04.3	like I've read a book, I was thinking on this quarantine,
1:06.8	I've read a book about, about slavery,
1:10.7	I read a book about,
1:11.6	You did?
1:12.5	Dude, one, I listened to it on audio tape.
1:14.4	I just feel like I felt like it would have been going on.
1:16.4	I should listen to every, I should listen to these audio
1:19.0	books about North Korea, about slavery,
1:20.6	and about the Tulsa, and Africa in 1921.
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