Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!

Transcript

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0:30.0	I'm gonna make it up, I'm gonna make it up, I'm gonna make it up.
0:33.1	100%
0:34.7	I'm gonna make it up, I'm gonna make it up.
0:36.8	Plasma you donated plasma too?
0:39.4	God, you're helping everybody.
0:42.7	It's great to be back.
0:43.7	Two bears won't cave.
0:44.8	Two bears won't cave.
0:45.7	With known philanthropists.
0:47.0	Guys, I didn't shower today, so I gotta cry.
0:49.1	Now, they already saw it, leave it up, man.
0:51.0	This looks awesome.
0:51.8	It drives me nuts.
0:52.7	We let him see it for a few minutes.
0:54.3	Yeah.
0:56.1	It's just fucking so ridiculous.
0:57.9	It looks good.
0:58.7	I like that white streak.
1:00.9	It's cool, right?
1:01.8	It's very cool.
1:02.6	Can I put a little bit of water on it?
1:04.2	I can flatten it down in some pretty cool ways.
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