Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own technique. Tom is really aching to cause damage to someone. Will anybody volunteer? Plus, reactions to more of your comments and memes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent
0:37.1	Mean some prefer black American they don't go with
0:43.2	Podcasting with segura
0:46.2	But look at you like what are you gonna say?
0:48.4	First and foremost by the way I just went I gotta I gotta give a shout out to a guy that I should not deserve a shout out
1:03.1	Who this guy hits me up the other day? I'm not gonna say any names
1:06.2	But this guy hits me up and he goes hey man. I know that racist stuff bothers you
1:09.5	Um, and I know you're trying to get it to stop and I wait and then he wrote and then he wrote
1:14.1	Because if that's the case man as a fan you have to unfollow me and I went what an odd thing to say
1:21.9	And then I checked out his I like obviously if anyone tweeting nice about me a lot of times
1:26.8	I'll just follow them and then just go I think fan or whatever
1:32.2	His Twitter is just all white national racist shit like he's a legit fucking racist
1:37.9	And he goes you gotta unfollow me man. I'm just giving you a heads up
1:41.4	I'm looking out for you as a fan and I was like mother fucker
1:45.9	Fucking like I literally was like I unfollowed him and I was like God
1:50.8	So you were
1:52.8	He wrote something nice about my stand up and I just like follow like one of my fellow brothers doing it right
2:02.8	You gonna try and get ready to this race is shit. You gotta stop talking to me now. All right
2:06.5	Woo God damn it and then and then and then I started going like I should probably go through everyone's
2:13.5	Twitter is amazing like it's amazing. It's such a great sounding board for reality
2:20.3	Yeah, watching the last dance Carl Malone comes into the bus. Yeah starts fucking shaking
2:25.6	He ever with ever hands with everyone after they just lost the championship. Yeah, short talk then Michael
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