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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!

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0:30.0

Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent

0:36.0

I fucking so good last night

0:39.3

Please tell me to be start

0:42.1

Yep, are you guys ready? Yeah, we're ready now

0:46.1

What happened?

0:47.3

What you do it was awesome it was awesome we did this thing

0:52.9

Where um it's like imagine if you're both sitting in a chair, okay?

0:57.8

So imagine you're both sitting in chair. So these are your legs, right?

1:00.8

Then you do this or like this this that's how you had sex last night and it was and you could it was awesome

1:08.2

It was awesome. Is she skinny now?

1:10.2

She's always been skinny. She's always been attractive. Are we recording now good?

1:15.0

Glad she's skinny now and so

1:17.8

So like her body looks awesome. Oh, it was fucking great. You did like some sideways shit sideways side saddle Australia

1:24.3

Do you ever record it? Do you record it? No

1:26.8

She would never fucking let me record it do just you know what you should do

1:29.8

Oh, I should go back in time and record it when we were both fucking hot. No

1:33.3

Just fucking start mount like hiding cameras in the room and then and then what you do is you pull the footage and then one night

1:40.5

We're like what do you feel like watching just pull it up, you know?

1:44.1

You know so funny. You watch your cry. I took pictures. I would I would take pictures

1:48.9

I was back before you could they would say hey someone screen grabbed your face time call

1:54.5

Now they tell you yeah, I would take pictures of this face time calls when she was naked and then I just had them all on my phone and

2:00.1

The girls saw them and they're like why is mom naked and eyeless lands like what the fuck the

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