Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.

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0:30.0	I'm gonna try it every once in a while.
0:32.0	It's gonna make me do that.
0:33.0	A hundred percent.
0:35.0	You're gonna say something that I said,
0:37.0	and then I'll say that I didn't say it,
0:38.0	and then I'll say I'm not racist.
0:40.0	No, that would not do that.
0:42.0	I wouldn't do that to you.
0:45.0	I was saying that...
0:46.0	It's got such a long tail now that I'm actually defending them.
0:49.0	I'm not racist.
0:51.0	That is a vile term you just used.
0:54.0	Oh shut up.
0:55.0	Welcome, Chomos to one normal person.
0:59.0	And one should I enter rehab?
1:03.0	Oh shut up.
1:04.0	I had party parties this week.
1:06.0	Did you?
1:07.0	I did. I did. Three nights in a row.
1:09.0	I had three beers like you had.
1:10.0	Like you told me you had your three beer day.
1:11.0	Oh, I did it.
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