Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This, this.
0:01.0	This, it is.
0:02.0	There, there, there.
0:03.0	Up there.
0:04.0	You're moving hard and looking good, looking good.
0:06.1	He's burnt.
0:07.1	I'm tired.
0:08.1	Unless she was put the pedal to the metal and go, there's a perfect way to start off with
0:16.3	the show.
0:17.3	12 years in the making.
0:19.3	Is it gonna be a fucking shit show?
0:21.6	There's definitely a thing a lot of people don't understand that Sikhs aren't Arab and
0:41.2	that's like a typical, no, it, here's the thing, it's, it's, it's disrespectful.
0:46.3	Do you think of these in the shower?
0:48.4	No, I just didn't like the moment before I say them.
0:52.2	In response to what you've said.
0:54.2	Dude, there was, there was, there was a time in life where you know you ever learn one
1:00.3	thing about a culture and then that's your go to for everything.
1:03.0	Of course.
1:04.0	I learned about what a Sikh Indian was.
1:05.8	And it was just, it was the only thing I knew that was Indian.
1:08.8	Oh.
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