Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent
0:36.3	Definitely wouldn't
0:38.7	Celebrate that black and brown people are suffering more during this pandemic, but I did not say that you said
0:47.3	Isn't it great that I didn't get it?
0:51.7	Shorten the stick on this no
0:54.8	You just said it's on camera
0:56.8	And yeah, they are disproportionately suffering. It's not something to glow
1:06.3	The the by way if you are someone that is like if someone's looking to cancel someone and they're like
1:12.2	Burk right here says something they could literally pull out the intro to every single one of these if you did not know the joke and be like
1:18.5	The guy literally says the most horrible stuff to his friend. Yeah
1:22.0	Um, they always edited it out. Just wait. I said something to you earlier that you didn't understand and I was like can I scoot in?
1:28.2	Yeah, is that better?
1:30.4	How's that?
1:31.6	I said something earlier you didn't scoot in they went the chair though. Oh, yeah
1:37.3	How's that is that better?
1:39.5	That was like an animal moving. Yeah, that looks like a walrus trying to find his way over to a mate. Are you I'm gaining weight
1:47.5	I'm working out. I'm working out like crazy, but I'm just
1:50.1	Eating like I mean I
1:53.0	Found so like sometimes when I used to wait. What was your pre what was it thought you were about to say that before this?
1:58.0	I could I could not stop laughing at the preposterous suggestion that
2:03.7	White America was telling black men to start wearing masks
2:07.2	Like I and I said that to you. I was like it fucking made me laugh so hard that they're like hey black guys
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