Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Rats turn, rats turn, rats turn, rats turn, rats turn to show |
| 0:02.7 | This, this, this, this, this, this, it is |
| 0:07.3 | Two bears, two bears, two bears, up big bears |
| 0:11.6 | One cave, make it hot, and lookin good, lookin good |
| 0:15.7 | He's a bird, cry sure, I'm tired, I'm sicker |
| 0:18.9 | Let's just put the pedal to the metal and go |
| 0:20.8 | This is a perfect way to start off with this shot |
| 0:23.4 | 12 years in the making |
| 0:26.8 | It's gonna be a fucking shit shot |
| 0:30.3 | It's gonna be a fucking shit shot |
| 0:32.3 | 100% |
| 0:34.0 | Gini is a vile slur when you talk about it |
| 0:40.3 | because what they're doing, like when you say that repeatedly |
| 0:44.0 | you're basically... |
| 0:46.1 | You're calling Southern Italians |
| 0:49.6 | Wait is that where, by the way hold on, I did not say this |
| 0:52.4 | But now that's the good conversation |
| 0:54.1 | You just said it! |
| 0:55.1 | But you know it's so funny, I almost, I... |
| 0:57.6 | I've been curious, I'd be curious to know the most horrific thing I've ever tweeted |
| 1:01.8 | Like it would be... |
| 1:02.8 | That could be discovered |
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