Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?

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0:00.0	Rats turn, rats turn, rats turn, rats turn, rats turn to show
0:02.7	This, this, this, this, this, this, it is
0:07.3	Two bears, two bears, two bears, up big bears
0:11.6	One cave, make it hot, and lookin good, lookin good
0:15.7	He's a bird, cry sure, I'm tired, I'm sicker
0:18.9	Let's just put the pedal to the metal and go
0:20.8	This is a perfect way to start off with this shot
0:23.4	12 years in the making
0:26.8	It's gonna be a fucking shit shot
0:30.3	It's gonna be a fucking shit shot
0:32.3	100%
0:34.0	Gini is a vile slur when you talk about it
0:40.3	because what they're doing, like when you say that repeatedly
0:44.0	you're basically...
0:46.1	You're calling Southern Italians
0:49.6	Wait is that where, by the way hold on, I did not say this
0:52.4	But now that's the good conversation
0:54.1	You just said it!
0:55.1	But you know it's so funny, I almost, I...
0:57.6	I've been curious, I'd be curious to know the most horrific thing I've ever tweeted
1:01.8	Like it would be...
1:02.8	That could be discovered
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