okay will I

hello

how are you

I'm good I'm so glad to be back on the podcast

I've been listening to all your lives and just been like

almost like this is what I would say

like a pause I pause and then I'm like

give my response and then I press play again oh well I've missed you

and oh oh I've clicked something hold on okay right so you've got some exciting news to tell me

well no no it's not really exciting news at all it's just like something that has

been happening to me this last fortnight um so if anyone's listening and has had a baby they might have

heard of perineal massage right right okay so do you know what your perineum is? No. Okay so it's the little

bit of skin between the place where the baby comes out and your bum hole. All right. Yeah. Right.

Okay. So that's your penitism. Is there enough a word for that?

I think men call it their gooch

that's what I was thinking of

yeah but I don't know if we call it that

but anyway so

there's like it's quite

I'm just

I think men call it their go

well I'm sorry it's completely different

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