Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	It's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, maybe I hate it.
0:32.5	100%
0:34.0	I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, you.
0:35.0	No, it's important the way, it's important the way this is posted.
0:40.4	So I'm gonna tweet this by, I may have to delete it immediately.
0:43.2	Because I need it to be tweeted the right way.
0:45.8	Let's tweet it.
0:47.2	Okay?
0:48.2	Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
0:50.4	Delete, delete, delete, tweet, delete, tweet, delete, tweet, delete, tweet.
0:54.2	Okay, let's not coming up that way either, I don't know why.
0:58.8	Let's see, let's see, let's try it this way.
1:03.8	Image, let's see.
1:10.8	Hey Justin Bieber just posted a summer tour due to the pandemic.
1:13.8	For real?
1:14.8	I guess.
1:16.8	I'm trying to get this awesome tweet shared.
1:19.8	Let's just see, if it doesn't work this way, then we'll just post it.
1:24.8	Bam.
1:25.8	Wait, bam, bam.
1:27.8	Bam, bam.
1:29.8	Let's see.
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