Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2020
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Start, start, start, start, start, start the show. |
| 0:02.8 | Start the show. |
| 0:03.7 | Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, this, this, it, it is. |
| 0:07.0 | This is the way to bear. |
| 0:09.0 | Bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear. |
| 0:11.5 | Bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear. |
| 0:13.5 | One cake, and make it hot, and lookin' good, lookin' good. |
| 0:16.3 | He's a bird, cry sure. |
| 0:17.6 | I'm Tom Segera. |
| 0:19.3 | Unless she was put the pedal to the metal and go, |
| 0:20.9 | and go, and go, and go, and go, and go. |
| 0:21.9 | This is a perfect way to start off the show. |
| 0:23.9 | 12 years in the making. |
| 0:26.1 | This is gonna be a fuckin' shit show. |
| 0:29.8 | Everyone's gonna, it's gonna make it hot. |
| 0:31.9 | Hey, it's 100%. |
| 0:33.9 | It's not cool to say Jews are weak. |
| 0:38.8 | Have a little compet, oh we're on. |
| 0:43.8 | Hey, welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cake. |
| 0:49.4 | I really said that. |
| 0:50.8 | You really did. |
| 0:52.3 | What's cause the dogs from Israel we were joking. |
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