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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have seen via text messages. Bert talks about his recent trip to the dentist and how much of an emergency his root canal was. He was sleeping with RAW ONIONS in his mouth! All new teeth for Berty Boy? Then Tom and Bert trade stories about getting fired (which makes Bert LOSE CONTROL) , sleeping around in their early days, and how good Bert is at listening/acting.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Start, start, start, start, start, start the show.

0:02.8

Start the show.

0:03.7

Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, this, this, it, it is.

0:07.0

This is the way to bear.

0:09.0

Bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear.

0:11.5

Bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear.

0:13.5

One cake, and make it hot, and lookin' good, lookin' good.

0:16.3

He's a bird, cry sure.

0:17.6

I'm Tom Segera.

0:19.3

Unless she was put the pedal to the metal and go,

0:20.9

and go, and go, and go, and go, and go.

0:21.9

This is a perfect way to start off the show.

0:23.9

12 years in the making.

0:26.1

This is gonna be a fuckin' shit show.

0:29.8

Everyone's gonna, it's gonna make it hot.

0:31.9

Hey, it's 100%.

0:33.9

It's not cool to say Jews are weak.

0:38.8

Have a little compet, oh we're on.

0:43.8

Hey, welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cake.

0:49.4

I really said that.

0:50.8

You really did.

0:52.3

What's cause the dogs from Israel we were joking.

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