Ep 237 - Dunnes Stores Dynasty
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The lads are buzzing after their first tour date, despite PJ losing his voice on stage and having had a gang of firemen round his gaff responding to a faulty carbon monoxide alarm. Meanwhile Kevin is lamenting the fact that Carmit has been excluded from the Pussycat Dolls reunion tour, but decides that if Kimberley can get her leg above her head and do her famous tilt, all will be forgiven.
For the theme this week, the boys are talking all about family feuds. From the Dunnes Stores saga to the world’s most famous elevator ride, we know that no family is immune to drama. They talk through some of the most common reasons for family fights, hear listener stories and discuss how to mend a rift.
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| 0:00.0 | Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, girlies. |
| 0:09.0 | Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show. |
| 0:17.0 | Happy campers in 2026. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin, |
| 0:22.6 | Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to be wrecked. |
| 0:28.3 | Come here, some of the shows are already sold out. |
| 0:30.6 | So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast. |
| 0:33.3 | Just head to the ticket link in the episode description. |
| 0:35.7 | We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girls. It's going to be camp. To we speak about this before that I want to be a priest so I can be in a confession box and hear the tea. I need that to happen. Oh, babe. You know what? If I could go back, I wouldn't have done the week's work experience in the |
| 0:55.1 | rochester park hotel one because they didn't keep me on for a summer job which they kind of said |
| 0:59.0 | they would so i was left a pocket money for the fucking summer and two because i actually should |
| 1:03.4 | have went down to my local parish church and said father christi you know the way i'm also serving |
| 1:08.4 | there every sunday i want to level my pussy up i want to turn turn things up a notch. Kevin's biggest op is the Roaststone Park Hotel. It's just, I don't think you should be making promises to a teenager who had no level of income, who was making future plans. I was worked to the bone. No, I was really fucking good. |
| 1:27.6 | But they didn't ask you back. |
| 1:28.5 | But they didn't ask you back. |
| 1:30.5 | So you're obviously bad. |
| 1:31.2 | No, because they were, |
| 1:31.7 | he said they were full. |
| 1:32.6 | You have 24 hours to respond to this, |
| 1:34.3 | Rochester and Park Hotel. |
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