Ep 238 - Miss Me with the Matcha
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Kevin is on a crusade against culinary trends this week, and matcha and hot honey on pizza are in the firing line. PJ’s heartbroken that he failed his NCT (mainly because he chickened out of leaving a bribe in the glovebox), even though he’s loving booting around Cork in the car.The speed of the drive from the northside to the southside even inspires the lads to call for unification of the two sides of the river in The Rebel City.
The theme for this week is inventions, and the boys are unpacking some of the most influential inventions of all time. They’re also talking about inventions that we thought would take off but didn’t (3D glasses anyone?) and pitching some iconic ideas of their own.
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| 0:00.0 | Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, girlies. |
| 0:09.0 | Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show. |
| 0:17.0 | Happy campers in 2026. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin, |
| 0:22.6 | Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to be wrecked. |
| 0:28.3 | Come here, some of the shows are already sold out. |
| 0:30.6 | So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast. |
| 0:33.3 | Just head to the ticket link in the episode description. |
| 0:35.7 | We can't wait to see you around the camp fair girlies. It's going to be camp. When I'm at the brunch, I want to go is your orange juice freshly squeezed? But like then, she's going to go O'Piegeo was in and asked me, was the orange juice freshly squeezed? I actually think it's perfectly acceptable to say it's a freshly squeezed orange juice. |
| 0:54.8 | Are you with bits or without bits? |
| 0:56.2 | If you take it with bits, you need to check into an asylum. |
| 0:59.5 | See, I love it with bits. |
| 1:00.9 | With bits. |
| 1:01.7 | I think the other one is just giving process. |
| 1:03.6 | No, if you're taking it with bits, it's like drinking it with dirt and sand. |
| 1:06.8 | Okay, this is a hill all die on. |
| 1:08.6 | Really? |
| 1:09.3 | With bits. |
| 1:09.9 | I can't believe you're not with baits. |
| 1:11.2 | No, I'm smooth, girl. |
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