Ep 236 - Brilliant or Busted?

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Kevin and PJ have been in their best goth drag this week, and they can’t stop thinking about how hot they both looked in black eyeliner! Getting their makeup done makes them think back on their experiences with stage makeup as children, and they also start planning a charity drag night: watch this space, girlies!

For the theme, inspired by their upcoming Happy Campers shows, the lads are discussing all things tours: tour life, venue choices and the highest grossing tours of all time. From Taylor Swift to Coldplay, they can’t help but wonder what these artists are doing with all the millions and billions of bobs they’re making from touring the world.

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0:00.0	Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour.
0:08.0	That's right, girlies.
0:09.0	Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show.
0:17.0	Happy campers in 2026.
0:19.0	We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin,
0:22.6	Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London.
0:27.1	We're going to be wrecked.
0:28.3	Come here, some of the shows are already sold out.
0:30.6	So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast.
0:33.3	Just head to the ticket link in the episode description.
0:35.7	We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girlies.
0:37.8	It's going to be camp.
0:41.7	Do guts have jobs?
0:45.0	I know that sounds so stupid.
0:46.1	Now, your question is actually more offensive than not stressing up with the gut.
0:49.7	Okay, when was the last time you popped into a pharmacy?
0:54.0	Yeah. And there's a got behind the counter like, are you all right there? But is that bad that they can't get a job? Or do they de goth? De goth for the job and then got up afterwards. Gotham City. I wouldn't mind if I'm to have a pharmacy and my pharmacist was just a got. Yeah, I wouldn't mind. It would actually spice
1:10.8	up my day a bit. I'd actually love it, to be honest. Yeah, and I'd feel a safe for
1:14.5	around the got than I would like a 50 year old
1:17.0	man with a Union Jack t-shirt.
1:19.9	Tea? In a bald head. Exactly. It's your favorite queers, back in your ears.
1:37.2	It's I'm Grandman.
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