Ep 235 - Is It The World?
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Kevin’s had enough of PJ’s journey of enlightenment and self-improvement, which isn’t helped by PJ telling us all about his day farming and learning to grow his own veg in Wicklow. In other news, Kevin has had his now infamous polyp removed, and luckily his anaesthetist was fairly easy on the eyes, girls.
For the theme, the lads are discussing personality tests, specifically the Enneagram (which we now know has nothing to do with Scientology: phew!). Inspired by Amy Poehler and her Enneagram obsession, they take the quiz to uncover what personality type they are, and what traits they have in common.
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| 0:00.0 | Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, girlies. |
| 0:09.0 | Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show. |
| 0:17.0 | Happy campers in 2026. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin, |
| 0:22.6 | Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to be wrecked. |
| 0:28.3 | Come here, some of the shows are already sold out. |
| 0:30.6 | So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast. |
| 0:33.3 | Just head to the ticket link in the episode description. |
| 0:35.7 | We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girlies. It's going to be camp. Has anyone ever wolf-whistled you? Yeah, since I got my glasses, everyone's wolf-whistling. I literally have to like listen to music everywhere I go because the wolf whistles have become so distracting. Now, girls, it's been about a week and Kevin's lost the glasses already. It's just another thing that I have to fucking remember when I'm leaving the house. Girls, my phone, my keys, my cards, my prep, my poppers. And now I have to think about my glasses as well. And they're not on your head. But they mightn't be. Like, I may take them off. |
| 1:11.6 | But leave them on your head. |
| 1:29.1 | It's your favourite queers, back in your ears. |
| 1:31.2 | It's I'm Grandam. |
| 1:32.6 | Hey, girlies, I'm Kevin. |
| 1:33.2 | And I'm PJ. |
| 1:36.6 | And welcome back to I'm Grandm. |
| 1:39.2 | It's a two camera set off. |
| 1:40.1 | It's very Wally. |
| 1:41.0 | What? |
| 1:42.4 | You know Wally? |
| 1:43.5 | The robot. |
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