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12 years

I'm not an Asian cough it's coronavirus you can just blame it on them

That is what you say you said it's their fault with the eyes

Welcome to another episode of two bears one cave

I'm Tom this was recorded a few days before you're seeing it so we don't know some of your loved ones aren't here anymore

This is this is we should we should get timestamp this so that the jokes we make you realize we didn't know

It's like it's like I did that first off

Congratulations, thank you congratulations. My bestie Tom Segura has a special that is streaming pretty much right now

Yeah, most likely you're seeing it tomorrow if you're watching this one this comes out. It's called ball hog. Yes

It is

phenomenal. Thank you buddy, and I cannot wait like I said to my dad my dad called today and obviously it's not out yet

I haven't seen it my dad called today and he goes

There's a lot of my friends are watching your special a lot of now. I guess I don't have anything to do

I was like oh thanks dad. Thanks. I think that is a compliment

Yeah, and I said yeah, you know, I think it's kind of crazy like I go I'm really I'm really excited to watch Tom special

Because you get to a point in the end of the night. We are like great

I've watched all the pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, the girls are in bed now. It's me time and you fuck to go on that

main page and see you or Delia Delia's coming out April 8th 15th. Yep

Deep Davidson's got one my special. Hey big boy is streaming right now

I'm sure it'll say if you like Tom's you'll also like these three shirtless fat guys

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