Ep 229 - Chilli on the Willy
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Kevin’s feeling a bit under the weather this week, and PJ’s advice isn’t going down too well. This week, the lads talk all about pretentious London yoga classes, hot instructors and PJ’s recent D.I.Y. successes, before unpacking the perils of cooking with chillies. Just an average day at I’m Grand Mam HQ!
For the theme, inspired slightly by Heated Rivalry, they dive into double lives. Covering everything from Hannah Montana to spy Mata Hari and actor Rock Hudson, they realise that queer people can particularly relate to the idea of having a double life. They then read some listener stories and take one main thing away from them: having a double life would have them wrecked.
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| 0:00.0 | Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, girlies. |
| 0:09.0 | Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show. |
| 0:17.0 | Happy campers in 2026. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin, |
| 0:22.6 | Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to be wrecked. |
| 0:28.3 | Come here, some of the shows are already sold out. |
| 0:30.6 | So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast. |
| 0:33.3 | Just head to the ticket link in the episode description. |
| 0:35.7 | We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girlies. It's going to be camp. Remember that time when celebrities all drawing cabala? What's that? When they had the red bit of twine around their wrists and their ankles. What was that about? Yeah. What was that cabala? Back in the day, girls, you were nobody unless you were doing cabala. Is it a practice? |
| 0:55.1 | I presume so. |
| 0:56.0 | I think it was the kind of culty vibes. |
| 0:58.2 | Check there if Madonna is still doing the cabala. |
| 1:00.2 | I sound like an Irish man. |
| 1:00.9 | When you come back home |
| 1:02.1 | after working abroad and they're like, |
| 1:03.9 | are you still doing the cabala? It's your favorite queers, back in your ears, back in your ears. |
| 1:21.3 | It's I'm Grandman. |
| 1:23.1 | Hey, girlies. I'm Kevin. |
| 1:24.7 | And I'm PJ. |
| 1:25.5 | And welcome back to I'm Grandma Woo! It's an infirmary in London |
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