Ep 230 - Find the Fixer Upper
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
This week the lads are pondering the benefits of taking on a bit of fixer upper when dating; the return on investment is tenfold, girls! They also discuss PJ’s grooming habits, and Kevin sings “boots, that’s my ego boost” approximately 704 times.
Then for the theme, the boys are covering something near and dear to their hearts: the TV talent show. They reminisce on everything from Cher Lloyd’s iconic Halloween cover of Stay, to Ireland’s best talent show, You’re A Star. They also make some pretty big claims, including that Girls Aloud’s discography is better than the Spice Girls. Fight amongst yourselves in the comments, girlies.
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| 0:00.0 | Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, girlies. |
| 0:09.0 | Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show. |
| 0:17.0 | Happy campers in 2026. |
| 0:19.0 | We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin, |
| 0:22.6 | Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London. |
| 0:27.1 | We're going to be wrecked. |
| 0:28.3 | Come here, some of the shows are already sold out. |
| 0:30.6 | So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast. |
| 0:33.3 | Just head to the ticket link in the episode description. |
| 0:35.7 | We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girlies. It's going to be camp. If you meet up with your friend and they say, oh, I'm feeling a bit sick, don't go, oh yeah, you look a bit sick. Don't ever say it. Don't ever say it. Even if the person is Tim Burton Grey just lie just say |
| 0:54.6 | you know what I mean |
| 0:55.4 | just go oh girl |
| 0:56.4 | too yeah |
| 0:56.7 | oh you wouldn't |
| 0:57.2 | you wouldn't know |
| 0:57.7 | you wouldn't know |
| 0:58.3 | I was going to say |
| 0:59.9 | have you been |
| 1:00.8 | have you been abroad |
| 1:01.6 | it's |
| 1:02.0 | it's a bit |
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