Ep 228 - By Hook or By Crook

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week Kevin and PJ recount a tasting menu experience in Lisbon. While they fully respect the ethos of zero-waste restaurants, the lads admit that tackling fermented everything while severely hungover was not their finest moment and the very modest portion sizes did little to lift spirits.

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0:00.0	Our milkman's still a thing.
0:01.8	Yeah, in some areas they would be.
0:03.3	Really?
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:04.4	Shout out to the milk people.
0:06.2	Come on, guys.
0:06.8	2026, wake up.
0:08.1	Milk them.
0:09.0	You better wake up to the milk thames.
0:11.5	Shout out to all our milk thames. It's your favorite queers, back in your ears.
0:27.8	It's I'm Grandam.
0:29.7	Hey, girlies.
0:30.6	I'm Kevin.
0:31.2	And I'm PJ.
0:32.1	And welcome back to I'm Grandam.
0:35.9	Woo!
0:55.6	From Lisbon to London. Back London girls International Back where I belong You don't belong here Get out of London bitch Yeah Because I'm back in Ireland Where I actually belong Because we're Irish You're in Dublin babe Yeah You're not in Cork Yeah but I'm still in Ireland C Cork has disowned you. No, it's a Dublin regular now.
1:10.5	You're a Dublin boy. He's a Dublin boy. You're over here drinking the soup. He's a Dublin boy. No, I'm over here spreading anti-British, anti-colonial propaganda. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. A bit of soup. Harley Davidson is what it is. and there might be soup on my t-shirt because I fucking love soup
1:11.7	especially vegetable
1:13.1	Yeah it's not Kevin
1:14.5	And
1:15.0	Coney McCormick Harley Davidson is what it is. And there might be soup on my t-shirt because I fucking love soup, especially vegetable. Yeah, it's not Kevin. It's not Kevin O to me. And whilst we're at it, Thalariac, it's one. Now, there's nothing better than homemade soup girls. And carrot and coriander. Oh, lovely. How can you do soup wrong? Also, right, if you're a cafe and you're serving sandwiches, yeah, girls, serve soup or like, you can just use up the leftover vegetables to make the soup.
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