Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great Andrew Schulz's way of making content is, strip club stories, Ian Bagg stories, and a cool video where some guy found a baby CRAWLING ON THE HIGHWAY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Start, start, start, start, start, start, start the show.
0:03.3	Start the show.
0:04.6	This, this, this, this it is.
0:07.2	This, this, this it is.
0:08.3	It's two bears, bears, two bears, two bears.
0:12.1	One cage, it's making a hot, and looking good, looking good.
0:16.3	He's very crying.
0:18.1	I'm Tom Sager.
0:19.0	Let's just put the pillow into the metal and then go,
0:21.2	and then go, and then go.
0:22.1	This is a perfect way to start off the show.
0:24.8	12 years in the making.
0:26.9	This is gonna be a fucking shit show.
0:29.8	Everyone's gonna make it a hundred percent
0:38.0	Jews don't want to run the federal reserve is that's not even a logical thought. Why would you?
0:44.4	Did we just start? Yeah
0:49.2	You know, it's beautiful about this bit is that you have to sit the shower in the morning and think hateful thoughts
0:55.2	They come pretty easily
0:57.2	So
0:59.4	My Bertalina this is a big announcement. Oh shit if you if you will allow me I am I'm
1:06.3	Go ahead and correct that for me. I'm very
1:10.3	happy
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