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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?

Transcript

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0:00.0

r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

0:02.9

It's a perfect way to start off with the show.

0:08.0

12 years in the making.

0:10.0

It's gonna be a fucking shit show.

0:12.4

This is gonna be a fucking shit show.

0:15.6

I'm gonna try it every once in a while.

0:19.5

It's gonna be a fucking shit show.

0:24.5

It's gonna be a fucking shit show.

0:29.5

It's gonna be a fucking shit show.

0:32.9

100%.

0:35.1

Trans rights are human rights.

0:39.3

Oh my god.

0:40.4

All I want to hear is we weren't recording yet.

0:46.0

Goddammit.

0:48.0

And we have the perfect intro to another episode.

0:51.8

We'll experience connectivity, beacon theater,

0:53.9

Washington DC, the dollar constitution all.

0:56.6

That's this week.

0:58.0

There we go.

0:58.9

That's a big room.

1:00.4

Dark constitution all?

1:01.2

Yeah, I don't know.

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