Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	I'm gonna try it everyone.
0:30.8	It's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna,
0:31.8	I'm gonna hate it.
0:32.8	A hundred percent.
0:34.3	A hundred percent.
0:35.3	A hundred percent.
0:38.6	Black History Month's already been decided.
0:39.9	You can't vote on it.
0:41.1	Take guys, welcome to two bears, one cave.
0:45.1	Dude, fuck you.
0:46.5	I was in the fucking, I was in.
0:49.2	Wait, can I run through all my fake ones
0:51.1	that I wanted to do?
0:51.9	Sure.
0:52.7	I was gonna go, so this is your freestyle?
0:54.7	I like it.
0:57.1	My name's Big Tommy Buns.
0:58.5	I bring the guns on, what, buns?
1:03.0	Goddamn it.
1:06.1	You didn't like that one?
1:07.0	No.
1:07.8	Why?
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