Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. Always check the link before forwarding to other people! Bert celebrates Chinese New Year and we get more impressions from Bert. Tom and Bert then debate the pros and cons of early morning drinking before flights.

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0:30.0	Everyone's gonna
0:38.2	You can't just oh my god you fucking cut you're such a god go eat what what neighborhoods people live in that's just
0:44.8	R
0:31.0	every one's gonna it's gonna make it a hit 100% you can't just oh my god you fucking cut you're such a god go eat what was that?
0:42.8	What neighborhoods people live in that's just
0:44.6	Rimmah Torch
0:45.4	We're all in this together Bert
0:52.0	Maybe a two minutes and 30 seconds maybe moving forward. I'll do all the ads, you know
0:56.2	What was that right there
1:25.6	What was that one?
1:27.5	Oh, it's not there?
1:28.4	It's not there yet.
1:29.7	How about just birth Christ or TMZ?
1:32.2	What's that all about?
1:33.0	My alarm's reminded myself I didn't have a heart attack.
1:35.2	Oh.
1:37.2	No.
1:38.0	No, not there.
1:38.9	So I'll tell you guys what happened.
1:40.3	And hopefully it'll, I want it to come out
1:43.0	because I'll tell you why.
1:44.9	But I gotta call this morning from my agent,
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