Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Then let's get it clean.
0:01.6	I do not support Hitler or the Nazis.
0:05.4	Thank you.
0:08.0	Thank you.
0:09.0	I think it's important that it's out there.
0:11.0	100%
0:14.0	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears.
0:18.9	Okay, this is a very exciting day because we are celebrating
0:23.3	Bertrand's birthday here today.
0:25.1	Oh really?
0:25.9	Yeah.
0:27.2	Yeah.
0:28.1	50 years old, everybody.
0:29.5	50.
0:30.5	50, I can't believe I'm here.
0:31.5	50, I can't believe I'm here.
0:32.5	Now flex though.
0:33.5	Alright, I'll show you what happens when a younger guy flexes.
0:36.5	Yeah, you have a lot more definition.
0:39.5	Your left arm is bigger than your right arm.
0:41.6	Well, something happened to my left arm a while ago.
0:43.7	But why is it bigger than their right arm?
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