Ep. 159 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Neal Brennan & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Neal Brennan joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Neal and Bert discuss how much different comedians make, Neal’s Mark Twain speech, tour busses, SNL, representation in comedy, Chappelle’s Show, Trevor Noah, how they edit their stand-up specials, Neal’s new Netflix special “Blocks,” and much more!

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0:00.0	You read good fucking books.
0:01.7	How come you don't like a book club or something?
0:03.6	This is why you're significantly more popular than me,
0:06.2	because I'm like, you should have like an alcohol thing.
0:08.7	I think that's very popular.
0:09.8	And you're like, have you thought about books?
0:12.0	Have you thought about incorporating books
0:13.7	into your comedy?
0:14.8	You fucking nurse.
0:17.3	100%
0:18.3	Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave,
0:25.9	and Tom, you are looking great, man.
0:28.2	How much weight have you lost?
0:29.2	I lost a lot more weight.
0:31.2	I broke all of my bones.
0:34.0	And I lost it.
0:37.6	I couldn't move.
0:39.7	But I made a full recovery.
0:41.6	Oh, poor.
0:42.8	Jesus.
0:44.5	Easily probably the one out of all my friends.
0:47.9	Tom is the one that people go, I don't know if he likes me.
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