Ep. 157 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Happy Halloween! It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it's the last day of #SoberOctober! They discuss how unbelievably cool comedian Dean Delray is, the bears' fashion choices, and lies they spread about each other. Bert discusses opening for Louis CK and nearly ruining the show, they talk about a heckler who threw a beer at a comedian on stage, and Bert shares a review from a fan posted on Instagram. They debate which famous family would be cool to be born into and Tom shares a story of someone getting kicked out of his show in Charlottesville.

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0:00.0	I don't pay attention to baseball at all, peripherally, you know, it's there.
0:02.7	Yeah.
0:02.7	So when I see his name, I'm like, Albert Poole's, I'm like, wait a minute, I feel like he has
0:06.8	been playing baseball since I started comedy and then I looked it up and he has been playing
0:11.5	baseball 22 fucking years.
0:14.0	Well, he's been in the baseball as long as I've been in comedy.
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