Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the Bear Cave this week! They talk about why Bert’s given up “adult films,” how he is stimulating himself now, sounding, Manti Te’o, and the new Armie Hammer documentary “House of Hammer.” Bert reacts to Tim Dillon’s comments about him from YMH Live 8, and Bert shares the story of the time he modeled nude on “Trip Flip.”

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0:00.0	What are you willing to sacrifice for what?
0:04.4	For your happiness.
0:05.6	For my happiness?
0:06.9	That's a good question.
0:08.2	Have you been really contemplating this?
0:09.6	Yeah, I just gave up porn.
0:12.5	You did this for your happiness?
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.1	100%.
0:15.9	Uh-huh-huh-huh.
0:17.1	You.
0:17.9	Uh-huh-huh.
0:21.2	Well, watch your step.
0:22.4	Oh, it's a new yop master.
0:25.3	You wanna see it?
0:26.1	Yeah, I do.
0:27.8	Oh, it doesn't have like a button button.
0:29.7	It has like a, oh, that's badass.
0:32.4	Well, I know what I want.
0:33.5	Score in Vegas.
0:35.2	Was that my headset up?
0:36.8	For real?
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