Ep. 147 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 114 minutes

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It's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we are joined by comedian, actor, producer, and fellow podcaster, Whitney Cummings! Bert and Whitney start off the show discussing stories about fellow comedian Demetri Martin, then tragically interrupt themselves into discussing palindromes, ambigrams, onomatopoeias, and luxury watches...? These bears are all over the place! Whitney talks about breaking into her neighbor's house, Bert talks about stealing lawn jockeys as a kid. They wrap by talking about life as a celebrity, and where they might want to buy another home.

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0:00.0	Everyone left last night was just me and Leanne and Leanne just loves the idea that this is our life now
0:04.8	This is our life just dying. Let's burn dig in our holes. We're going to die soon
0:10.5	You smell it. It's in the house
0:13.8	Dead sonus fucking Jesus
0:22.8	You look amazing. Oh, that's so thank you so much. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm down to 48 is my weight right now
0:28.7	Whoa, yeah, and I've lost an inch and a half of my waist nice three inches on my belly
0:34.5	I've gained size around my chest and my next down an inch my arms up an inch
0:39.1	Yeah, are you having someone measure or you just going on a scale? No, here's the deal
0:43.1	What point in your life did you decide to get proactive about anti-aging?
0:50.1	I don't know because you're two or three
0:52.0	You see my baby pictures. I look I look like the cat lady that got her face changed into a cat
0:58.7	Can I tell you a joke that I want that I want to tell I'm I'll save it
1:03.1	I'll save it because I because I want to tell to my special, but it's so it's so good. It's so good
1:08.3	You're doing it in Omaha. Yeah, I'm shooting in Omaha. I just now started getting back in my here's a deal
1:14.2	Oh, I I have a problem. I got my testosterone tested how to go
1:18.5	Extremely low like like alarmingly low, but I think it's because alcohol
1:27.1	Does alcohol drive your testosterone?
1:29.5	They say that a lack of alcohol so I kind of quit drinking a little bit
1:32.7	So I want to get my testosterone up. I've always made a deal
1:35.0	I can drink as long as it does not genuinely affect my health
1:38.4	But if it's gonna affect my yeah, my me working out and stuff. Yeah, it's gonna bot. It's gonna bother me
1:43.6	Yeah, yes, yes. Well, it's also just testosterone get pushed up or down based on like the things that you do that aren't
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