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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 149 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert discusses how he dresses like a child, Nadav is a genius, and his daughter going off to college. Tom talks about going to college with Prince Fielder, Bert talks about the differences between him and his daughters, and the bears discuss Andrew Tate getting cancelled. They talk about Bert's knack for promoting, protesting the Garth Brooks concert for YMH Live 8, coffee makers, Bert's trip to Italy, and then Bert runs Tom through his "power" questions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

How long do you think it takes for Jennifer Aniston to become attracted to one of us on a desert island?

0:06.1

A while.

0:14.2

100%

0:21.2

Okay, so he's one of hilarious.

0:22.5

What?

0:22.9

What?

0:29.9

It's a good way to start.

0:35.3

I've been trying to switch up my fashion, so I don't look like a 12 year old.

0:39.5

Yeah.

0:44.7

And we read

0:47.3

it.

0:53.3

I was looking at cars with my hand was dealing with stuff.

0:56.3

Guy goes up the land.

0:57.3

He's like, uh, I think your son likes that one out there.

1:03.3

He goes, excuse me.

1:05.3

And he was, he could just see me from a distance.

1:07.3

Yeah.

1:07.3

And from afar, the way I dress up looking as child.

1:10.3

Yeah.

1:12.3

And I go,

1:13.3

you're a

1:16.3

You're dressing a fucking boy.

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