Ep. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn started dating John Mayer.

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0:00.0	You know, my boys have been asking for fat sticks.
0:02.2	You know, people in my shows have been calling me fat sticks.
0:05.0	Fat sticks is gonna stick.
0:06.2	Fat sticks is sticking.
0:07.2	It's sticking.
0:07.8	And we got a shirt.
0:09.0	Y'all okay, go right now, store.
0:10.6	At YMHStudios.com, get the new fat stick shirt.
0:13.4	Fat sticks approved.
0:14.5	Just do it.
0:15.4	What?
0:16.0	Do the 20 grand.
0:17.1	No. How much of a thrill would that be if you win that?
0:19.3	It's not. It's still not.
0:20.8	It's still not?
0:21.4	No, I mean, here's the deal.
0:23.2	It's not a thrill if I win.
0:24.9	But it hurts if you lose.
0:25.8	Yeah, it hurts if I lose.
0:26.6	So up it a little bit.
0:27.8	What's the price?
0:29.6	Put a hundred grand down on something.
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